Astrology Joke - Favorite Hobbies by Zodiac Sign

Aries: anything physical; sport, business meetings, and yeah! SEX
Taurus: making money
Gemini: no response: was too busy to answer
Cancer: curling up with a good book
Leo: throwing parties
Virgo: what hobbies? I’m too busy...oh ok...I get a kick out of
organizing my book collection.
Libra: Oh geez, well, I like lots of stuff, ya know...what do you like?
Scorpio: polishing my knife collection for all those who dare to
cross me.
Sagittarius: traveling, sex with foreigners and roller coasters baby!
Capricorn: I collect stamps.
Aquarius: well, uh...that is...you don’t really want to know do you?
Pisces: does daydreaming count?