Astrology Joke - Favorite Drink by Zodiac Sign

Astrology Jokes

Favorite Drinks by Sign

Aries: Gatorade
Taurus: A vintage pink wine
Gemini: Mixed drinks
Cancer: Coffee, ok, just g. i. v. e. m. e. t. h. e. c. o. f. f. e. e.
Leo: Crown Royal
Virgo: Milk, it does the body good you know.
Libra: Coffee in the a.m., water for snacks, a light wine for dinner,
milk for midnight snacks...
Scorpio: Sex on the beach, screwdriver, screaming orgasm
Sagittarius: Imported beers
Capricorn: I never drink, except in social situations, but then I just pretend
Aquarius: Anything new
Pisces: Whatever your drinking

Written by:
Tina Botnan
Vega Attraction Astrologer